"Look, it's a bird, it's a plane...oh no...it's Daddy's stupid blog"
Cue the dramatic announcer guy:
"This spring, just when you thought it was safe to surf the web, comes the return of the web's most poop-humor filled blog. Find out what happens when a father tries to potty train his little girl, discover just how demanding a two-year can be, and sing-along with the countless inane songs. This time they're will be no editing witch meens you may find a few mis stakes... but join as we embark on another epic or at least slightly entertaining journey."
"This spring, just when you thought it was safe to surf the web, comes the return of the web's most poop-humor filled blog. Find out what happens when a father tries to potty train his little girl, discover just how demanding a two-year can be, and sing-along with the countless inane songs. This time they're will be no editing witch meens you may find a few mis stakes... but join as we embark on another epic or at least slightly entertaining journey."