Natalie reacts to the president's latest moronic moveWhile Natalie's official political endorsement is still forthcoming, she's thrilled that no matter who eventually gets elected, we'll soon have a president who might be able to match wits with a chimp.
She decided she'd fill in for me this week (I'm busy recovering from a weekend in VT with her Fruncles) and produce a top ten list. It took her a really long time to complete this list but here it is:
She decided she'd fill in for me this week (I'm busy recovering from a weekend in VT with her Fruncles) and produce a top ten list. It took her a really long time to complete this list but here it is:
Top Ten Things Natalie Likes Less than George Bush
10. Dropping babies: I know I've mentioned this before but this ritual is scarier than Daddy's morning breath!
9. Orange Elmo: Come on Orange Elmo, get your own identity!
8. The New York Yankees: George Bush may be evil but he is not an evil empire.
7. Green Vegetables: No matter how much daddy says they are good for me, I'm with Bush Sr. on this one.
6. Eczema: It's a lot like George W. in that it can't go away soon enough.
5. Low-fat Ice-Cream: I haven't gotten to try ice-cream yet but when I do it better be the real stuff.
4: Leaky Diapers: Your only job is to not leak. You are incompetent!
3. People who only sporadically post new blogs: Like this guy...
2. The Word Awesome: Bush totally ruined this word for me. I have now resorted to using wicked, dope, or phenomenal.
1. Airplane Sex: Come on! Get a hanger already...
1a. Naps: They are dumb. I refuse to take them any longer. Daddy don't even try to lull me to sleep with your rocking and shushing and quiet music...on second thought, I could go for a nap right about now...
9. Orange Elmo: Come on Orange Elmo, get your own identity!
8. The New York Yankees: George Bush may be evil but he is not an evil empire.
7. Green Vegetables: No matter how much daddy says they are good for me, I'm with Bush Sr. on this one.
6. Eczema: It's a lot like George W. in that it can't go away soon enough.
5. Low-fat Ice-Cream: I haven't gotten to try ice-cream yet but when I do it better be the real stuff.
4: Leaky Diapers: Your only job is to not leak. You are incompetent!
3. People who only sporadically post new blogs: Like this guy...
2. The Word Awesome: Bush totally ruined this word for me. I have now resorted to using wicked, dope, or phenomenal.
1. Airplane Sex: Come on! Get a hanger already...
1a. Naps: They are dumb. I refuse to take them any longer. Daddy don't even try to lull me to sleep with your rocking and shushing and quiet music...on second thought, I could go for a nap right about now...
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