Death of the One-Armed Wonder?

Is this the end of our Hero?!...
(See Previous Blog Entry "One-Armed Wonder")







In what can only be described as a tragic blow to the super-hero community, the "One-Armed Wonder" may be dead.

The little-known super-hero was perhaps best remembered for his ability to clutch his sidekick the "Super-Dooper-Pooper", while simultaneously relieving himself. The duo's epic defeat of "Captain Diaper-Rash" by using the "Hair-Dryer-of-Glory", is also a noted accomplishment.

The One-Armed Wonder's super-friend and disgruntled wife, "Engineering Momma", had this to say, "Really?! He's writing another blog entry about this? What a dope. I can't believe I have entrusted the care of Natalie to him. And, no, I will not call her the "Super-Dooper-Pooper". God, what a moron."

It had been rumored for months that Engineering Momma was under the "Grumptatious Curse" of "Sargent Sleeps-so-Little" and it appears those unfortunate whispers are true.

While many mourn the death of the "One-Armed Wonder", others claim that he and the "Super-Dooper-Pooper" have simply evolved into a Voltron like super-hero; a singular entity seen above, which is currently being called "Pappa-Kangaroo", a name that seems destined to strike fear and confusion into the hearts of evil-doers everywhere.

Have our heroes bonded together in a new and more powerful way? Will Engineering Momma divorce the One-Armed Wonder? Can anyone stop this string of lame blogs?...

Only time will tell. Only time will tell.

Tune in next week for the Third Episode: "Pappa-Kangaroo and the Couch of Misfortune"