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Noodles...WHAT?!

I grew up in NH. I am Scottish. I am really, really white. But my friends and I grew up listening to Wu-Tang Clan, one of the most popular and raunchy rap groups of our time. Now that we are older and more mature we regularly make references to those days long ago and giggle like thirteen year old girls. Seriously, we're pretty cool.

Before Natalie was born, we were engaged in such a giggle-fest while discussing her name. Since we didn't know if she'd be a boy or a girl we needed something ambiguous to call her in the meantime...we settled on "Noodles", a reference to an old Wu-tang song in which they list off countless nicknames. I don't know exactly how and I don't know exactly why but we found it uproariously funny.

In deference to Wu-tang and for the sake of posterity I am posting all the nickname's Natalie has accrued in her first 8 months.

Noodles
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The Pea
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Squirmy Worm
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Yoopie
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The poop machine
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Yooper-uni
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Natalie-bo-batalie
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Peaches
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Worm-face
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Milk-face
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Giggles
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Silly-billy-goat
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Chubby Cheek-ers
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Madame Mc-Poops
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Pea-Head
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Big-Baby Worm
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Babble-onian princess
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Diaper Dandy
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Super-dooper-pooper
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Peaches
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Cuddles
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Doll-face
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Baby Awesome-o

That's all I got for now...I'm glad I am writing this blog so that some day she'll look back and realize just how cool and not at all lame her daddy is...